Hi Oppo, I'm Colin.

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06/12/2015 at 10:42 • Filed to: New Guy Needed Practice

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Well now that The mods mistakenly gave me authorship privileges I figured I would introduce myself. I’m Colin, I break things.

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I’m an engineer, questionable mechanic, and a decent fabricator, and superior jury rigger. I always have way to many projects than time.

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I am an active sponsor for a local Mazda club, and I will always help out a fellow car guy, usually with removing a crash guard off a Mazda 6 (seriously I have a whole post on Mazdas).

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So hi and thanks for having me.


DISCUSSION (56)


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 10:43

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another type 65. It’s a plague.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 10:43

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What the fuck is up with all these Europa posts!? Also hai.


Kinja'd!!! Coty > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 10:45

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Is your last name Chapman?


Kinja'd!!! CB > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 10:45

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Welcome aboard! I look forward to hearing more about your projects! Stay out of the basement.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 10:45

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Lotus Europa: the new toyobaru/ST/camaro5.


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 10:47

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“superior jury rigger”

So you’re a corrupt* lawyer too?

*Who am I kidding? all lawyers are corrupt.

In all seriousness, welcome! I think someone else around here just bought a europa too!


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Party-vi
06/12/2015 at 10:47

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All the cool kids have Europas. Ain’t ya heard?


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 10:48

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Welcome! How exactly do you rig juries?


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > Party-vi
06/12/2015 at 10:48

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It was pretty funny that in a span of 4 days, 2 people, with Suburbans and U-Hual trailers got Europas.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 10:48

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Sweet Lotus.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 10:48

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Welcome aboard!

Looks like a hell of a project. Any reason why you didn’t put a full floor in? Between the rust, fiberglass, and pop riveted patches it looks like a good candidate. The Dynacorn stuff fits pretty decent and you can save a ton of repair time.


Kinja'd!!! AM > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 10:48

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Hi Colin who breaks things, welcome aboard! Looking forward to posts from you about your projects.


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > Jonathan Harper
06/12/2015 at 10:50

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Its the polite version of Jerry Rigger. I can make anything work, and work well. It was my job description for a while. “We don’t care what it takes but get this damn plant running”.


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > crowmolly
06/12/2015 at 10:51

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Those weren’t pop riveted, Sheet rock screws through Lead flashing. And 90% of the floor is darn solid, it was just certain spots.


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 10:51

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Just remember, cars are NOT good submarines....with the exception of Lotus Esprits as evidenced by Bond. Also I’m not Sure you’re any worse about breaking things than Tom is :D


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Your boy, BJR
06/12/2015 at 10:51

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Europpo


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
06/12/2015 at 10:51

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All the cool kids have Europas Scooters

FTFY because more lightness, added simple, and less power


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > Patrick Nichols
06/12/2015 at 10:52

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cletus44 aka Clayton Seams

Just got one as well.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 10:52

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LOL. Even worse.

Glad it’s not as bad as I thought though. You guys look talented!


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > CKeffer
06/12/2015 at 10:53

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Yeah but I did kill 2 Mazda 6s vs his 1. I’m still working with the local Mazda club. Expect a post about the upcoming Mt. Washington climb.


Kinja'd!!! MarquetteLa > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 10:55

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Welcome! Another Mazda devotee is always welcome around these parts. I have a 2002 Miata and a 1988 323 GTX .


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > MarquetteLa
06/12/2015 at 10:55

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The only Mazda I still drive is a CX9 right now, So comfy.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 10:56

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Welcome to Oppo!


Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 10:56

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Welcome! Always good to see another Colin, and you even spell your name correctly. All those posers with two Ls can get lost.


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > crowmolly
06/12/2015 at 10:56

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Were good at looking like we know what were doing. (2 of those people are real Mechanics, the other is a bodyshop Painter). I just do it for fun.


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 10:56

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Lol true, his FC does keep having issues though so there is that. I’ve kinda fallen out of touch with the local Mazda guys here in Houston, but since the Miata is nearly driveable again that’ll probably change.


Kinja'd!!! Coty > Your boy, BJR
06/12/2015 at 10:57

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ST swapped Europa.


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > CKeffer
06/12/2015 at 10:57

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In all fairness it is a rotary, when do they not have issues.


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > CB
06/12/2015 at 10:58

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Well my workshop at home is the whole basement so....


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > AM
06/12/2015 at 10:59

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Thanks, I have pictures of house projects as well, that is my giant one right now.


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > Coty
06/12/2015 at 10:59

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I wish... I would have a lot more track cred.


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 10:59

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True, they’re not that different from old British cars in that respect, just with more wobbely magic doritos and less Lucas electrics.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
06/12/2015 at 10:59

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hehe, you found someone to part it off to


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > CKeffer
06/12/2015 at 11:00

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Damnit I just spit my coffee on my laptop. So glad work gave us water resistant ones.


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 11:00

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Thanks guys for the welcomes, I was not expecting this kind of welcome.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Patrick Nichols
06/12/2015 at 11:03

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FTFY because more lightness, added simple, and less more power

FTFY


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 11:07

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My work here is done :D Glad to have you on, man!


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 11:07

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Welcome :) nice Europa! Love those things :)


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 11:08

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oh shit! Welcome!


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > Coty
06/12/2015 at 11:10

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I’m pretty sure the $6k 2.0L Ecoboost crate motor would fit with the correct bell housing so don’t tempt..


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 11:11

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Welcome to Oppo! We always love new victims friends here.


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > $kaycog
06/12/2015 at 11:12

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Same thing...


Kinja'd!!! MIATAAAA > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 11:13

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Welcome!!! :D


Kinja'd!!! Coty > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 11:14

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I own an ST. Do it.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 11:17

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Welcome to the jungle. We’ve got fun and games.


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 11:21

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Sup


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
06/12/2015 at 11:23

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nutting sup wit you.


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 11:25

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nutting with you.


Kinja'd!!! Thunderface > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 11:39

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Welcome to the jungle


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 11:45

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hi! continue posting more about things you make and this oddity you have on a trailer please


Kinja'd!!! Margin Of Error > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 11:49

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Hi, my name is Marvin.

What is your craziest car sex story ?


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 11:51

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We finally meet. You deserve a DD welcome.

You’ll be sorrrrry....This is a land where things are not as they seem and before you realize there is no escape, you are trapped.....This, my friends, is the OPPO ZONE.

Welcome.


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > desertdog5051
06/12/2015 at 11:53

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I can’t photoshop so.. just pretend.


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > Margin Of Error
06/12/2015 at 11:54

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Well considering I have coworkers who read this blog I’m not answering that, but a 1991 Bonneville had a bench seat that lay flat.


Kinja'd!!! Noah - Now with more boost. > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 12:50

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Welcome to party!


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > 64Mali
06/12/2015 at 14:37

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Man, two Europas in a week! Welcome!